ETs/EDs Disintegrate North Korean Unha-3 Rocket–Breaking!
ETs/EDs Announced Destruction Of Unha-3 Moments Ago (now 6:35 p.m. CDT)
ETs/EDs (extraterrestrials/extradimensionals) of the Liberation Forces reported clobbering the provocative North Korean missile launch in boost phase under a minute after ABC News reported a possible rocket failure. The ETs/EDs reportedly used precisely targeted phaser fire from one of their ships to wipe out the rocket and payload in a single fiery bloom. That target could've been taken out via certain orbital Earth built weapons, but the ETs/EDs “didn't trust them,” so acted immediately. The Unha-3 and payload were destroyed at an altitude of 75,459 feet (23 kilometers), according to the ETs/EDs. The engagement was conducted interdimensionally and, per the ETs/EDs, from just outside the atmosphere.
ETs/EDs Say North Korea Lied About The Payload
According to the ETs/EDs, there was no weather satellite aboard. Rather, the payload consisted of a full service weight dummy thermonuclear warhead and associated telemetry gear, and that is why the ETs/EDs downed the rocket. It was anything but peaceful in intent, and, judging from various news reports, the Japanese rightly viewed it as a threat and were prepared to act. But how?
Japan Can Defend Herself, ETs/EDs & Sensitive Terrestrial Sources Agree
The Japanese today weren't bluffing, seeing as how Japan has had very advanced Patriot missiles for some time now and has Aegis guided missile cruisers, which have substantial antimissile capability in their own right. Originally put in place as a defense against China, these systems now have another foe with whom to contend, North Korea. That foe, though, never reckoned on launch interdiction by the ETs/EDs! Today's shootdown was intended by the ETs/EDs as a pointed reminder that highly charged provocative military acts and aggression won't be tolerated. The ETs/EDs are sick of our endless fighting and wish we'd “learn to get along.” Maybe today's object lesson will help.